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Funny, irreverent, cynical, optimistic, dreamer and Taurus with a stubborn streak, and a fondness for Jerry Garcia Ties, thrives on working hard with smart people. A former, Radio DJ, and Program Director, Television Program Director, Public Affairs Officer, Speech Writer, Award Winning Radio Spot writer, Computer Tech, Event Producer, and Customer Service Guru is always looking for a new challenge. Communicates and plays well with others. Won't work with whiners. Wonders why no one seems to know how to load the dishwasher properly.

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Trying to pull a fast one over on us.

A Senate bailout vote is scheduled tomorrow at 9pm Eastern.-http://hellotxt.com/l/wm7Y

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CAFE VENICE LAUNCHES PROGRAM TO HELP FEED HUNGRY

A current program by the Restaurant where my son is the manager - http://tinyurl.com/4h46td

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Roll Call vote list

Scroll down for the list - http://tinyurl.com/4r9b4z

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Current Vote

House Democrats Reject Bailout by Greater Margin than GOP - http://tinyurl.com/3kt2qp

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Financial History

Democrats In 2004…There Are No Problems At Fannie Mae Or Freddie Mac! - http://tinyurl.com/4e6h5r

So what happened in the past 3 years to suddenly make this the most important thing on the Democrats plate?

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Local politics gets ugly too.

Local Amendment issues here in Colorado can get rather ugly too. - http://tinyurl.com/4laa7l

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Side-by-Side Comparison of Rescue Legislation

Ok it's not all the fine details, and it appears to hit the high points - http://tinyurl.com/4gugzl

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Webkit 36882

is history and I'm back using 36847. No crashes over the past 1.5 hrs, and blazing fast page loads makes me a happy camper.

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Gmail and Safari/Webkit

Why don't these two play well together? Often gmail is simply spinning and spinning apparently attempting to access gmail from Safari. It also doesn't always completely load the entire page leaving off 1-3 items depending on it's mood.

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Audio books

In this day and age, why aren't all audio books unabridged?

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Flickr

Is the next tool to disappear for me. Thankfully I have iPhoto on two computers.

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Audible.com

We're downloading all our outstanding credits so as not to lose them. Now to figure out how to save 300-400 books we've purchased that are in our library, sitting on Audible.

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Resume-Readers digest version.

Funny, irreverent, cynical, optimistic, dreamer and Taurus with a stubborn streak, and a fondness for Jerry Garcia Ties, thrives on working hard with smart people. A former, Radio DJ, and Program Director, Television Program Director, Public Affairs Officer, Speech Writer, Award Winning Radio Spot writer, Computer Tech, Event Producer, and Customer Service Guru is always looking for a new challenge. Communicates and plays well with others. Won't work with whiners. Wonders why no one seems to know how to load the dishwasher properly.

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Webkit 36882

There's no nightly update build for Webkit today. This build is still crashing regularly and with out notice.

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Monster e-mail = Fail

Why does Monster.com send me an email regarding specific types of jobs in my city, and then simply link me to their generic web site? That doesn't assist me in any way.

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Zemanta

I installed this Firefox addition as it appeared it had some great potential. After a couple of days it became clear that it wasn't playing well with Firefox 3.0.2 and has been uninstalled. Another instance where a Web 2.0 company has a good idea, and fails in the implementation.

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More Twitter weirdness

I went to log into twitter this afternoon and this is what I saw.

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Upload failure/problems

The past couple of days utterli hasn't wanted to and or simply failed to upload .png files of less than 500k.

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Democrats Still not serious.

The Democrats continue to hold the US hostage, to foreign oil, instead of allowing exploration of our own reserves. - http://tinyurl.com/3t647o Continuing shameful behaviour on the Democrats part.

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Leadership? Not from Sen. Obama.

Obama: I Am Such a Leader That I Will Defer to Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi As to Whether I Actually Need to Show Up To Do My Job As Senator. - http://minx.cc/ I'm wondering why the voters of Illinois aren't marching against such blatant disregard for the job to which they elected Sen. Obama. It certainly appears the Illinois voters aren't getting their money's worth.

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How Sen. Obama deals with Iran.

Barack Obama's Toothless Bill To Deal With Iran - http://tinyurl.com/5y6ha2 Sen. Obama, has no experience, no judgment and certainly no integrity.

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Hey @twitter

Yes the new design is nice and maybe even a bit more functional and yet you've still not addressed this!

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Failing to see the forest for the trees.

We're Supposed To Be Bothered By Rick Davis? What About Freddie Mac's Spending? - http://tinyurl.com/43auvr

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Sen. Obama's hubris and self-absorption

This is the audacity of Hope and Change - http://tinyurl.com/4wl3gt

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Web ads.

I'm getting more and more annoyed at web page, video popups, roll overs and other invasive ads. And what's with the Google Adsense ads at the top of your web page so that I have to scroll half way down a page to get to your content?

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Sen. Obama not ready to be president,

and neither is Sen. Biden - http://tinyurl.com/3rul2m

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Don't Drill Democrats...

The US is the only country in the developed world that will not tap into its own energy reserves. Thank you, Democrats! Now comes Sen. Biden who wants to outsource our Coal Plants to China. http://tinyurl.com/4563nx

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Christmas Decorations?

Lowe's Halloween Decorations Are Already Sick Of Christmas - http://tinyurl.com/449rwt

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Politically Correct School District

Here's a school district with way to much times on their hands, concentrating on Political Correctness rather than education. http://elections.foxnews.com/…ama-shirt/

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LightPole

LightPole Lets You Distribute Location-Specific Info to Mobile Devices (The Startup Review) - http://mashable.com/…lightpole/

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The media play the race card on Obama

A good article from the LA Times - http://www.latimes.com/…684.column

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From my friends at eMOM.

eMOM officially announces our Tatango partnership to connect troops w/loved ones via SMS -- http://snurl.com/3t070

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Shameless Sen. Biden

I'm glad to see he's supportive of our Veterans. http://tinyurl.com/3qdpdp

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India Pale Ale

Finishing the night with a Flying Dog, India Pale Ale.

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Great Memories of Icelandic Music

http://www.youtube.com/watch

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1940's Chevy Truck

Every Friday the Wheat Ridge Lanes has custom cars on display, cold beer and fresh grilled burgers and hotdogs on the menu.

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Rustys Cold

We're not sure how he got wrapped up in the Sweatshirt, but he did.

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Pirate Radio...

Do Pirate Radio Stations have 2fer Tuesdays?

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A new coat of paint can't stop the Whale...

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Changes

I'm seeing some changes around here.

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Wise People

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